You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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