I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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