JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
