Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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