I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Randomize
