Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
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