Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
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Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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