is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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