She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
The Olympian is in my bed
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