How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
The best revenge is premature balding
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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