Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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