Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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