We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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