That's intense
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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