Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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