I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
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not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
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I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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