i don't plan on having that self control this summer
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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