i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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