There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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