I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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