we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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