belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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