Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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