hotel room ftw
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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