Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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