butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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