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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
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I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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