I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
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theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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