i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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