i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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