one two three fourrrrnication!
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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