dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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