did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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