Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Randomize
