Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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