i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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