No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
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the liver wants what the liver wants
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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