is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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