I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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