Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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