how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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