I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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