She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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