I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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