But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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