All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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