just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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