you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
