Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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