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(906): View more from Michigan

I seriously wish I was FB friends with her

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited

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(609): View more from New Jersey

So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.

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(425): View more from Washington

Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?

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