What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
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Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize