Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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