pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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