We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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