he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
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whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
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