He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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