you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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