Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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